I love Wawa and I don't know how to pump my own gas. Dudes fucking anything and everything they can get their hands on. I Was a Teenage Fruit Fucker.
Me in New Jersey: I can't believe I live in the armpit of the country Me anywhere else: listen we have ocean, cities, mountains, and roller coasters. Ope, I forgot to ask you where the bubbler is. I was just taking a picture of this granola bar
Down Home Gumbo. Quick Bites. Order Online. Although it is not all-you-can-eat and you have to order every once in awhile, this does not change anything about the experience.
I was born on a November Sunday at Lambeau field. Coors beer runs through my veins. But soon Coates is ordering Pennsatucky to crawl through a mud pit to retrieve a red-velvet doughnut and then raping her over the backseat of the van.
I learned to compost before I learned to walk. As millions of people traveled back home for Thanksgiving, people started to get real nostalgic for their home state.